Thanksgiving jokes

Easy to remember and funny.

ADDED November 20, 2008

Today we present five Thanksgiving-themed jokes to keep kids of all ages festively amused and entertained.  We have made the jokes easy to remember and (most of all) funny.  Use these jokes when the kids are getting restless.  After you work through your "set," have everyone make up some jokes of their own.
 
Q: What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
    A: Plymouth Rock!
 
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
    A: Tur-key.
 
Q: What did the Turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy, I'm stuffed!
 
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose!
 
Q: What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
 
With quality jokes like these, you will be the life of the party. Don't forget to post your favorite jokes in the comments section.


Categories   ages 4-12, good any time, good for a group, good for a restaurant or public place, good for mealtimes, no 'props' needed, verbal activity,

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